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Shop You ain't Luke, bro
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You ain't Luke, bro

$40.00

RESIST WITH INTELLIGENCE AND STYLE

Be your best liberal elitist self. Fight fascism in this premium unisex soft-style T-shirt. Comfortable, durable and ethically made with 100% U.S. cotton.

Definitely not a reference to anywhere far, far away. We can't stand that fanboys cheer for the good guys and then vote for the baddies.

Created by people who share your values. Whether you’re protesting ICE, DOGE cuts, cronyism, corruption, or any other of the deplorable acts led by the current administration, these T-shirts will make you stand out as a champion of actual American values.

We are the “Armia Krajowa / Home Army.” The Armia Krajowa was the underground resistance movement during N*zi occupation of Poland that made occupation untenable and ultimately led to Poland’s liberation. Our founder is a proud Polish-American and was raised to be vigilant for the Fascist threat. We’re bringing that energy to defeat fascism on American soil. “Home Army” is the English translation of Armia Krajowa.

We wear “liberal elitists” as a badge of honor and we strive to create clever designs for educated Americans who are determined to be on the right side of history.

Join the resistance. Join the Armia Krajowa / Home Army by sporting one of these designs at your next protest, meeting, or just walking down the streets – while we still have the freedom of speech.

✅ Why You'll Love It:

Ultra-Soft Fabric: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors, this shirt offers a buttery-soft feel that gets even better with each wash.

Comfortable Fit: Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd² / 153 g/m²) fabric and classic crew neckline make it a versatile, everyday essential for men and women.

Durable Construction: Features twill-taped shoulders and ribbed knit collar to prevent curling and hold its shape.

Tag-Free Comfort: Tear-away label ensures zero irritation on the neck.

No Side Seams: Seamless sides provide a smooth fit with no awkward bunching.

🌱 Sustainably Made:

Ethically grown and harvested 100% U.S. cotton

Certified by the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol and Oeko-Tex Standard 100 for safe, responsible production

🧵 Fabric Blends:

Heather Colors: 65% polyester / 35% ring-spun cotton

Sport Grey & Antique Colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

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RESIST WITH INTELLIGENCE AND STYLE

Be your best liberal elitist self. Fight fascism in this premium unisex soft-style T-shirt. Comfortable, durable and ethically made with 100% U.S. cotton.

Definitely not a reference to anywhere far, far away. We can't stand that fanboys cheer for the good guys and then vote for the baddies.

Created by people who share your values. Whether you’re protesting ICE, DOGE cuts, cronyism, corruption, or any other of the deplorable acts led by the current administration, these T-shirts will make you stand out as a champion of actual American values.

We are the “Armia Krajowa / Home Army.” The Armia Krajowa was the underground resistance movement during N*zi occupation of Poland that made occupation untenable and ultimately led to Poland’s liberation. Our founder is a proud Polish-American and was raised to be vigilant for the Fascist threat. We’re bringing that energy to defeat fascism on American soil. “Home Army” is the English translation of Armia Krajowa.

We wear “liberal elitists” as a badge of honor and we strive to create clever designs for educated Americans who are determined to be on the right side of history.

Join the resistance. Join the Armia Krajowa / Home Army by sporting one of these designs at your next protest, meeting, or just walking down the streets – while we still have the freedom of speech.

✅ Why You'll Love It:

Ultra-Soft Fabric: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors, this shirt offers a buttery-soft feel that gets even better with each wash.

Comfortable Fit: Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd² / 153 g/m²) fabric and classic crew neckline make it a versatile, everyday essential for men and women.

Durable Construction: Features twill-taped shoulders and ribbed knit collar to prevent curling and hold its shape.

Tag-Free Comfort: Tear-away label ensures zero irritation on the neck.

No Side Seams: Seamless sides provide a smooth fit with no awkward bunching.

🌱 Sustainably Made:

Ethically grown and harvested 100% U.S. cotton

Certified by the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol and Oeko-Tex Standard 100 for safe, responsible production

🧵 Fabric Blends:

Heather Colors: 65% polyester / 35% ring-spun cotton

Sport Grey & Antique Colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

RESIST WITH INTELLIGENCE AND STYLE

Be your best liberal elitist self. Fight fascism in this premium unisex soft-style T-shirt. Comfortable, durable and ethically made with 100% U.S. cotton.

Definitely not a reference to anywhere far, far away. We can't stand that fanboys cheer for the good guys and then vote for the baddies.

Created by people who share your values. Whether you’re protesting ICE, DOGE cuts, cronyism, corruption, or any other of the deplorable acts led by the current administration, these T-shirts will make you stand out as a champion of actual American values.

We are the “Armia Krajowa / Home Army.” The Armia Krajowa was the underground resistance movement during N*zi occupation of Poland that made occupation untenable and ultimately led to Poland’s liberation. Our founder is a proud Polish-American and was raised to be vigilant for the Fascist threat. We’re bringing that energy to defeat fascism on American soil. “Home Army” is the English translation of Armia Krajowa.

We wear “liberal elitists” as a badge of honor and we strive to create clever designs for educated Americans who are determined to be on the right side of history.

Join the resistance. Join the Armia Krajowa / Home Army by sporting one of these designs at your next protest, meeting, or just walking down the streets – while we still have the freedom of speech.

✅ Why You'll Love It:

Ultra-Soft Fabric: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors, this shirt offers a buttery-soft feel that gets even better with each wash.

Comfortable Fit: Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd² / 153 g/m²) fabric and classic crew neckline make it a versatile, everyday essential for men and women.

Durable Construction: Features twill-taped shoulders and ribbed knit collar to prevent curling and hold its shape.

Tag-Free Comfort: Tear-away label ensures zero irritation on the neck.

No Side Seams: Seamless sides provide a smooth fit with no awkward bunching.

🌱 Sustainably Made:

Ethically grown and harvested 100% U.S. cotton

Certified by the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol and Oeko-Tex Standard 100 for safe, responsible production

🧵 Fabric Blends:

Heather Colors: 65% polyester / 35% ring-spun cotton

Sport Grey & Antique Colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

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